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DID I MENTION I WORK AT BANANA REPUBLIC?!

Did I tell ya’ll I dressed this fine ass motherfucker the other day at work….Yea it’s sad he is a Bronco’s player. Three things that happened:

  1.  Walked in the dressing room to check him and he had the door open with his shirt off and pants low exposing a deep v cut……
  2. I stuttered like a boy who has never seen abs before in my life while trying not to stare as I looked at the ground a lot and tried my best to make eye contact
  3. Fumbled to open the bag as I rang him up when he reached out to help me….

I AM SUCH A CLUTZ

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